
My Writing
I have been writing novels since 2014, and still cling to the hope of obtaining an agent and publishing deal. In the absence of any meaningful success on this front, I have self published two of my novels, which are available as e-books and also paperback. I am very proud of them. Sadly, trying to promote them on social media feels like shouting into an empty bucket, so what I really need are reviews and comments on my work (and that is where you come in).
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Big Sister: (Kindle e-book £1.99, Paperback £3.99)
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An abandoned car in the middle of the desert is just the beginning of a young woman’s vengeance. The desert animals do not understand, and ultimately they do not care. But she never asked for sympathy or understanding. She asked for the help of killers, and the desert has obliged with its very best.
The search for folk stories for his new book brings William Bradshaw to the isolated home of an old Native American, Mr Joshua. But the story he finds is his own, and it may push him over the edge of reason.
No good deed goes unpunished. But Anthony Stubbs, a mild mannered orthopaedic chair salesman, is about to discover that picking up beautiful hitchhikers can be a risky business.
Isla Ruth comes to Hollywood seeking fame and fortune. But what she finds is trouble, and now she wants nothing more than for her big sister to come and rescue her.
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- Click HERE for e-book (Kindle)
- Click HERE for paperback
Dislocate: (kindle e-book £1.99, Paperback £4.99)
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If you asked her parents, teachers and psychiatrists, they would all say that Francis Kelly is a deeply troubled young lady. However, as far as Francis can see, this is unfair, as they are not that well-adjusted either. But even she can recognise that things are not going well at home and school, and with friends like Billy Rowley, she could do without her numerous enemies. Thankfully for Francis, when you can manipulate time, your problems have solutions.
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Beneath Liquid Skin: (Kindle e-book £1.99, Paperback £6.99)
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Drinking in the Lincolnshire Fens is not Matt Crowther’s idea of a good stag night. But when you include the whims of a capricious child, the wrath of an American General, and mysterious games in a far-flung Indian restaurant, this promises to be an evening like no other. Throw in belligerent clowns, mutated tree frogs, hallucinogenic insects, pan-dimensional jellyfish, and an errant goat, and even Crowther might agree that he has taken a few too many drugs. But this is what you get on a night out with Thelonious, the most exclusive of tour operators, and one who specialises in hedonistic excess.
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- Click HERE for e-book (Kindle)
- Click HERE for paperback
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The Beard: Read my free graphic novel via link below.
It was hand drawn and drawn and written by myself (and it shows) - this is very silly. After a series of violent incidents a new dubious superhero is born, and he is very, very angry.
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Click HERE to read the Beard.
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